Characters in There's Something in the Lunch Meat

Me, an investigative journalist.

Brittany, the head cheerleader. Went to the same middle school as me, though she did not like me then and she does not like me now.

One of the girls on the cheerleading team. I don't know her well, but she's considered the nicest person at the school.

Leader of the "Occult" (actually Horror) club. Was really into supernatural theories in middle school, has only gotten more and more embroiled in thinking that way since. I kinda feel bad for her, since we were friends once, but she doesn't really listen to anyone.

One of the anime club members. Gets really mad if you're not into anime, for some reason. Definitely has a crush on Heather.

Another one of the anime club members. She went to middle school with me, but I don't really have any opinion on her.

Leader of the anime club. Wears the hat with the mascot from a detective game, but clearly knows nothing about investigations. Really annoying.